sometimes when im scrolling through my dash on the mobile app i come across a post where the pictures wont load but the comments or tags make the post sound like it’s something really awesome so i’ll click like then a few days later i’ll browse through my likes and come across those “mystery posts” and i’m always like okay what’s it gonna be? and its always like the most random shit - dogs running around on their hind legs or cats doing creepy cat things or porn and i just NEVER KNOW
i’m from the US and im not sure what flex zone means either! i heard it was a reference to a nicki minaj song where flex zone = pda but honestly i don’t even care what it means i just want to keep staring at that picture foreverrrr
I CAN’T EVEN MAKE NAYA DUCK FACE JOKES BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY TRYING TO CONTAIN MY SCREAMING IN A PUBLIC PLACE
i literally just opened tumblr and saw this message and now i do not feel prepared to scroll down my dash
adapt canon. twist canon. pick up the story and drop it in another place, another time. rethink gender, sexuality, race. cut open a little hole in another universe and push the story inside. retcon the ending, switch up the genre, make it tragic, make it happily-ever-after. knock the characters out of moral alignment. debunk stereotypes, subvert tropes. kidnap and liberate the story from oppressors.
Naya arriving at a hotel in West Hollywood (September 18, 2014)